Emailed to Gary

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that  the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of  space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my  favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM  and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible  to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.

I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the  situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to  alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system  will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife  1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 42.0

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will  cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 10 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!