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Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Emailed to GaryButtery Nipple

An attractive blonde girl from Dublin arrives at a casino and asks to
 bet twenty thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice, adding "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

 With that she strips completely naked, rolls the dice, screaming "Come on baby, mama needs some new clothes!"

 When the dice comes to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!", gives each of the dealers a big hug, picks up her clothes and her winnings and quickly departs.

 The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded.

 Finally, one of them asks "What did she roll?"

 The other says "I dunno - I thought you were watching?"

 
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